"What were you doing in the wood? "
The haberdasher remained silent, with his eyes on his fat paunch2, and his hands hanging at his sides, and the mayor continued:
"Do you deny what the officer of the municipal authorities states? "
"No, monsieur."
"So you confess it? "
"Yes, monsieur."
"What have you to say in your defence？"
"Nothing, monsieur."
"Where did you meet the partner in your misdemeanor? "
"She is my wife, monsieur."
"Your wife? "
"Yes, monsieur."
"Then—then—you do not live together-in Paris? "
"I beg your pardon, monsieur, but we are living together!"
"But in that case—you must be mad, altogether mad, my dear sir, to get caught playing lovers in the country at ten o'clock in the morning."
The haberdasher seemed ready to cry with shame, and he muttered: "It was she who enticed me! I told her it was very stupid, but when a woman once gets a thing into her head—you know—you cannot get it out."
The mayor, who liked a joke, smiled and replied: "In your case, the contrary ought to have happened. You would not be here, if she had had the idea only in her head."
Then Monsieur Beauain was seized with rage and turning to his wife, he said: "Do you see to what you have brought us with your poetry? And now we shall have to go before the courts at our age, for a breach of morals! And we shall have to shut up the shop, sell our good will, and go to some other neighborhood! That's what it has come to."
Madame Beaurain got up, and without looking at her husband, she explained herself without embarrassment, without useless modesty, and almost without hesitation.
"Of course, monsieur, I know that we have made ourselves ridiculous. Will you allow me to plead my cause like an advocate, or rather like a poor woman? And I hope that you will be kind enough to send us home, and to spare us the disgrace of a prosecution.