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MR. AND MRS. DISCOBBOLOS 迪丝卡卜罗夫妇

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Mr. and Mrs. Discobbolos

Climbed to the top of a wall.

And they sate to watch the sunset sky,

And to hear the Nupiter Piffkin cry,

And the Biscuit Buffalo call.

They took up a roll and some Camomile tea,

And both were as happy as happy could be,

Till Mrs. Discobbolos said, —

"Oh! W! X! Y! Z!

It has just come into my head,

Suppose we should happen to fall!!!!!

Darling Mr. Discobbolos!

迪丝卡卜罗夫妇俩,

攀上了一座高高的墙。

坐下来朝暮色眺望,

听见阿牛匹特在哭泣,

水牛曲奇正大声嚷。

他们享用了面包卷和甘菊茶,

跳啊闹啊乐得笑哈哈,

直到迪丝卡卜罗太太说——

“哦!一!二!三!四!

突然一坏想法进了我脑子,

我们若是掉下去,可都得摔死!!!!!

我亲爱的迪丝卡卜罗先生!”

"Suppose we should fall down flumpetty,

Just like pieces of stone,

On to the thorns, or into the moat,

What would become of your new green coat?

And might you not break a bone?

It never occurred to me before,

That perhaps we shall never go down any more!"

And Mrs. Discobbolos said,

"Oh! W! X! Y! Z!

What put it into your head

To climb up this wall, my own

Darling Mr. Discobbolos?"

“我们若砰的一声掉下去,

就像石块儿纷纷往下落,

挂上荆棘,落入护城河,

你新买的绿外套可怎么办?

难道你还能不骨折?

我以前怎么从没有想到,

我们若爬不下去可怎么办!”

于是迪丝卡卜罗太太说:

“哦!一!二!三!四!

这坏主意咋就进了你脑子,

你咋突发奇想要爬上这墙头,

我亲爱的迪丝卡卜罗先生?”

Mr. Discobbolos answered,

"At first it gave me pain,